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Recipe for Disaster: Moms U-Night
So, here’s a fun game. Last week Swilly, Pain and I went to a friends house for a cookout, have a few drinks, mom-night style get together. After a drink or two, we had the brilliant idea to see who could make the best shot using anything we could find in the kitchen, and a bottle of vodky.
Maybe not the most original idea… but still, quite entertaining.
The first shot, was named “Kiwi Krotch” because basically, it contained a chunk of kiwi (which looked like some sort of sea creature) and tasted like, well… you know.
I don’t exactly remember what the other liquid besides the vodka was, club soda maybe?
So far… so good?
The next shot on the menu for the evening has since been renamed “The Hemorrhoid”, for obvious reasons. In addition to the vodka, it included milk, chocolate syrup, and a grape, not a good combo.
At least the grape added a sweet distraction to the rest of the gag reflex inducing recipe. You can see milk coagulating in the pic. Unfortunately (or fortunately?) the chocolate syrup never surfaced.
Next shot… NEXT shot!
Once we discovered the can of whipped cream, things began looking up. The shots started tasting a little more like dessert and little less like butthole.
I think we ended up just calling this one “The Rebelline” because, uuhhh …I made it, and apparently after a few shots we became super creative with words. The recipe: Capri Sun Fruit Punch, a chunk of strawberry and of course, the whipped cream which made it deelish.
Better.
The next logical step after whipped cream… sprinkles! This one had a couple of different fruit juices and most importantly… it was pretty!
The sprinkles and the Hot Wheels plate as a serving tray made for a delightful presentation. I guess we had given up on naming them at this point.
and for the finale….
This was the yummiest shot of the evening, if I must say so myself. It looked prettier before I tipped over three of them on my way out the door, and had to remake them on the fly. At least the spillage provided a little marinade for the spoons of sherbet.
This concoction was made of lime sherbet, orange juice, pineapple chunks and of course whipped cream.
First, you take the spoonful of sherbet, and immediately follow that with the shot. It will create a taste explosion in your mouth as well as all over your face, and down the front of your shirt, and it’s sticky as shit.
So worth it.
